Be Still My Heart

Ok, now lets all take a deep breath, because if you're like me you have either dissolved into tears or are having a massive, multiple orgasm over the photos below. These are just a few images what the world can expect from Our Lady of Gaga's 2010 Monster Ball arena tour. Let's just break it down shall we,

Goth Marie Antoinette
Leather Leotard
Bad ass Keytar
Playing the piano with shoes flaming shoes
Platinum Wigs and pounds of glitter
The coolest fucking thing I've ever seen
Crucifix Windshields
There just are no words for a creation like this. Raawwwrr

all images via Perezhilton.com

Yeah I'll be with you in a minute bitch

via taylor moore

Forgive me Gaga for I have sinned

I just don't know how to explain how this happened, it doesn't make sense. The 2nd coming of the Messiha is performing in our fair city and I did not attend.  I don't know what my penance will be but I'm sure it will be harsh and I will like it and say thank you.  

A big hug from sweet baby jesus

That is really the only way to explain what lies in the images below. David LaChapelle the man who I'm convinced can peer into my mind from time time. And Our Lady of Gaga have collaborated on a set of photos. That's right people,THIS IS NOT A DRILL. These two genius powerhouses have combined forces and created a magnificent, bloody, politically charged, cluster fuck of amazing.   Complete with Thierry Mugler metal body cast mirrored wheelchairs. Oh and did I mention that there Kanye makes a cameo 

Enjoy babies